HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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the fear you get when your otp are together and really happy in a fic and then you realise there’s 30 more chapters to go


fuckyeahharleysjoker:

harleyranaway:

yeah…well, I guess I am still not over this sexiness.

We agree!

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#dramione

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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I threw the diadem in a gap in a hollow tree. It didn’t work for me. It never had.

He’d been following me for hours – quietly at first, like a dog tracks a rabbit. Then he lost patience, grew tired of the chase and I heard him crashing through the forest, branches snapping underfoot. My own legs were heavy and aching, and I knew I couldn’t keep running. I’d been running too long. 

The baron emerged from amongst the trees, pale eyed and breathless.

“Helena.” (x)

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fashion-runways:

MICHAEL CINCO Bridal Collection 2014-2015

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aaajmachine:

peppapigvevo:

coconuttygrey:

literaryreference:

equivocationandredherring:

His and Her Royal Highness

Is this real?  

No, it’s a mass hallucination on the part of American children of the ’90s.

(Or a 1995 made-for-TV version of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, if you prefer.)

This was the best.

this is the only version of cinderella that matters

Interracial parents and Filipino son. Never ever did I question whether or not they were a family.

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tallichet:

This is so cute

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